I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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