hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
