Where are you?
In a non slutty way
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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