You work out of a Hotel?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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