i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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