Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Be still, my beating vagina.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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