What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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