Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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