but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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