We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
My vagina is very pro this idea
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