I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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