Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Someone came in the potted fern
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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