I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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