I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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