does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I can't put those talents on a resume
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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