its not stalking. its research.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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