You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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