dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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