You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Randomize