She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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