operation have a gay friend backfired
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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