I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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