Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
