dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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