in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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