Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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