She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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