I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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