..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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