He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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