just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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