white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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