Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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