they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Say something about gay babies.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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