I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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