is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
The power of my boobs compel you
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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