Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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