I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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