I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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