I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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