i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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