He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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