i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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