Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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