Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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