dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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