They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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