i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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