Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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