she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He shit in the fireplace
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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