Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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