Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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