I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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