ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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