My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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