she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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